Thread:TechnoTato/@comment-34375979-20180420144248/@comment-34375979-20180427125729

"Holy F U C C I N HELL!!!111!!1" he screevhed in the furriest of dialects. "Premarial sex is N O T allowed!!!!1111!1" he then, like the devout Roman Catholic furry from Syria he was, proceeded to crucify her. Once her body was safely nailed to a cross he began his journey. "You know," he thought "I'm going to go to Florida"...